“If you have a boyfriend, say goodbye. If you don’t, say hello.”
~ A-tek-ah!

Joe: “Here’s a little light Dickens for you – Great Expectations.”
Kate Crutch: “I actually prefer the heavy Dickens.”
~ Like Tale of Two Cities?

“If you’re going to ride, you’ll have to ride my gay flip-flop express.”
~ Joe, on the eastward caravan

Kate Crutch: “You had your chance with this pineapple.”
Joe: “You’re not the first woman to tell me that.”
~ at Hell’s Kitchen, Mpls, 5/12/09